Montana is a Fart Condom

imokwiththis: torgue: if you’re ever sad think of the anatomy in the xxxHolic anime

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 11:03:29 -0700

torgue:

if you’re ever sad think of the anatomy in the xxxHolic anime

doctorwho: Karen Gillan is currently doing a Q&A on twitter...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 11:03:09 -0700

Karen Gillan is currently doing a Q&A on twitter @KarenGillan2

If you have any questions to ask, now’s your chance to do so!

c2oh: WHAT FISH IS THIS IT’S A FUCKING TIRE MOTHERFUCK

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 11:01:01 -0700

c2oh:

WHAT FISH IS THIS IT’S A FUCKING TIRE MOTHERFUCK

"Because that’s the thing about Scooby-Doo: The bad guys in every episode aren’t monsters, they’re..."

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:30:54 -0700

“Because that’s the thing about Scooby-Doo: The bad guys in every episode aren’t monsters, they’re liars.
I can’t imagine how scandalized those critics who were relieved to have something that was mild enough to not excite their kids would’ve been if they’d stopped for a second and realized what was actually going on. The very first rule of Scooby-Doo, the single premise that sits at the heart of their adventures, is that the world is full of grown-ups who lie to kids, and that it’s up to those kids to figure out what those lies are and call them on it, even if there are other adults who believe those lies with every fiber of their being. And the way that you win isn’t through supernatural powers, or even through fighting. The way that you win is by doing the most dangerous thing that any person being lied to by someone in power can do: You think.”

- Ask Chris #81: Scooby-Doo and Secular Humanism (via missshirley)

DRAGON DICKS: This Is Not Fucking Harmless

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:30:09 -0700

DRAGON DICKS: This Is Not Fucking Harmless:

hide-and-seek-in-the-dark:

caseymalone:

I love Kickstarter. I think that’s clear to people who know me by now? I love it. There’s a dude named Brad Muir and he works at Double Fine and I love the games they make, so much. But before Kickstarter, every time a Double Fine game came out I was a little worried it…

Just a warning, I have reported this Kickstarter, but the author has removed the offensive chapters from reddit, making it slightly more difficult to provide links and proof. There are still a few comments though that have direct quotations from the deleted chapters though.

factsandchicks: Ashton Kutcher tried Steve Jobs’ diet when...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:13:34 -0700

factsandchicks:

Ashton Kutcher tried Steve Jobs’ diet when getting into character for the JOBS movie and ended up in the Hospital because it messed up his pancreas levels. Steve Jobs died of Pancreatic Cancer.

source

sherralotz: Airplane! (1980)

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:13:07 -0700

sherralotz:

Airplane! (1980)

Poehler-oids [x]

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:11:55 -0700

Poehler-oids [x]

anaisforthewin: shapeshiftandtrick: ryan-aniki: shapeshiftandtrick: how does one tell a boy that...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:11:11 -0700

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

text them and start playing one of those 20q games

if they start being a dodgy fella drop em

if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.

If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

ATTENTION TUMBLR ARTISTS

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:10:32 -0700

cumber-porn:

daunt:

omgwtfneo:

SICK AND TIRED OF PEOPLE STEALING YOUR GODAMN ART?

Can’t find the godamn ask to tell the blogger to kindly take your art down?

NO MOAR!

Email support@tumblr.com with links to your originals and the repost, and they’ll take it down.

NOW REBLOG THE SHIT OUTA THIS AND SPREAD THE WORD!

OMG. WOW???

Spread the word? :D

About time!

Photo

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:10:15 -0700

justdaps: nahchillhomebro: summonermedirby: I don’t think...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:10:01 -0700

justdaps:

nahchillhomebro:

summonermedirby:

I don’t think people give Flash enough credit.

…………….my goodness

thearcanetheory: fate-testarossa: Toph Bei Fong (Beach Ver.) -...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:09:36 -0700

thearcanetheory:

fate-testarossa:

Toph Bei Fong (Beach Ver.) - me

Photo - Ocean

That is some excellent, spot-on cosplay

korratulations: make out

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:09:11 -0700

korratulations:

*make out*

dixwon: I will always reblog this!

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:08:02 -0700

dixwon:

I will always reblog this!

ohvienna: #so perfectly expressed by that expression on...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:07:43 -0700

ohvienna:

#so perfectly expressed by that expression on brienne’s face#these are two humans who have changed physically and emotionally since they set out together oh so long ago #both have been stripped of their original identities - forced into different costumes - both now trying to find a place in the world #you can see this progression so clearly in this gifset #it’s phenomenal

methodistcoloringbook: well i just spit lemonade all over my...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:07:07 -0700

methodistcoloringbook:

well i just spit lemonade all over my desk

mizery-loves-company: why is this the most accurate thing ive...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:06:34 -0700

mizery-loves-company:

why is this the most accurate thing ive ever seen on my dashboard

deermary: Red tailed black cockatoo females (Calyptorhynchus...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:05:42 -0700

deermary:

Red tailed black cockatoo females (Calyptorhynchus banksii) of Austrailia

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:04:53 -0700